I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
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Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
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She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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