Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
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My wrist bandage is guacamole stained. What an accurate representation of my life as a whole
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
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We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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