so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
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I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
Dude, this is like the 4th time today I've had to use cruise control for a 25mph zone. This hangover is never fucking gonna end.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
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So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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