I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
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Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
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I cuddled with a man named Pickles
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
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