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  • Submitted by joe_jr_shabadoo on Feb 7, 11 at 3:10pm

    And she's skipping the "Sure, yeah, I have to go run some errands but I'll leave it on the front porch" excuse and just telling you "no."

  • Submitted by monicamischief on Feb 7, 11 at 7:38pm

    I almost hope this is a chick, just because it's refreshing to see a chick get straight to the point. We gotta stop with the games, girls.

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    Submitted by spudman on Feb 7, 11 at 3:43pm

    What if OP is a chick Joe?

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      Submitted by joe_jr_shabadoo on Feb 7, 11 at 5:08pm

      Then it's a safe bet she has two X chromasomes.

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        Submitted by scaglietti on Feb 13, 11 at 10:54pm

        That seems like it was meant to be an insult. For the record, chicks do indeed have two xx chromOsomes (Looks like you needed some help on spelling as well). If you meant to imply that the "chick" in question was actually a "lady-boy" then your faulty insult should have read as "Then it's a safe bet she doesn't have two XX chromosomes" Of course this is all predicated on the assumption that no trans-gender operation has been taken into account. Best

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          Submitted by joe_jr_shabadoo on Feb 14, 11 at 2:27pm

          No offense to your strawmen (sorry - strawpersons, you gender-equality pedantic fuck), but my comment was merely a sarcastic remark intended to point out that sometimes a pronoun is just a pronoun. Always nice when the offenderati chime in, though; they're the very models of utter humorlessness.

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            Submitted by thebatman on Mar 7, 11 at 4:58pm

            I love joe_jr. no homo.

  • Submitted by playin on Feb 7, 11 at 11:25pm

    I'm a chick and I've done this. I just feel there's no reason to waste valuable time on unneeded conversation.

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      Submitted by fucksyourmother on Feb 8, 11 at 12:37am

      If only they all knew how unneeded their conversation really was. I salute you.

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    Submitted by roxfoxtrot on Feb 7, 11 at 7:12pm

    If thats a chick why can't there be more like her !!

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    Submitted by NPH9384 on Feb 7, 11 at 6:29pm

    The OP is definitely a chick, with two x chromosomes

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    Submitted by steeldude on Feb 7, 11 at 10:41pm

    if only all women were like this, world peace may occur.

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    Submitted by Diggity_Dawg on Feb 9, 11 at 4:24am

    Man Karl and Joe have a friendly relationship.

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    Submitted by kaytora on Feb 9, 11 at 3:43am

    I've also done this! and I'm a girl. I know what I want and I'm not afraid to get it.

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    Submitted by nutsucker on Mar 3, 11 at 6:50am

    You go girl!!!

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    Submitted by holy79 on Feb 16, 11 at 10:16pm

    Piss me off

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    Submitted by Ease on Feb 8, 11 at 8:05am

    Need a better reason to fuck?\n\nhttp://1000reasonstohavesex.wordpress.com/

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    Submitted by 420slut6996 on Mar 6, 11 at 2:12am

    Its so much faster to do tht

  • Submitted by ChyeahBruh on Feb 7, 11 at 3:04pm

    First!

  • Submitted by zachneedg on Feb 7, 11 at 3:05pm

    First!

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      Submitted by Blackmane on Feb 7, 11 at 4:49pm

      Haha, you lost at your own retarded game!