so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
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I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
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She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
Fastest way to get judgmental looks on a Sunday morning: wear sunglasses inside carrying a case of beer and thin mints at the grocery store. May or may not have ran into the glass door.
Gotta love Minnesota
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
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