I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
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I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
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I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
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