i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
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Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
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What am I supposed to say? "Hi new uncle in law once I tried cocaine in Mexico and every once in a while i motorboat strangers. so happy to be a part of your family"
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
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