I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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