It's like God shit irony all over that family
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
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last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
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Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
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