I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
its not stalking. its research.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
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I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
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Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
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