The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
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I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
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Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
Can you come over?
Sex??
Sure but there’s also a squirrel in my garage I need you to take care of.
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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