so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
My underwear smells like fireworks.
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
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FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
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i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
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