You smell like stripper and shame
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
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I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
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she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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