i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
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So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
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but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
My new roommate looks like a troll. Or a serial killer. So if I disappear, show this text to the cops.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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