He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
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I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
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Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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