Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
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We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
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I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
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