Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
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I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
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to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
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