did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
My girlfriend figured out who you are.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
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Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
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Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
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