You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
Oh. Im drinking alone in a banana costume. Every time youre feeling down, i want you to think of me right now and know that your life is better than mine.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
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her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
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Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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