i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
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if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
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He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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