where am i from again
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
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There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
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