Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
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I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
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DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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