Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
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Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
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Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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