but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
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July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
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Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
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