I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
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Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
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Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
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