I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
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basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
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I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
I'm really busy with my period
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