I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
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How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
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I woke up in a trash can. Please dude. I don't know what I did to you last night, but I'm sorry. Epically sorry. Please call me back. Please.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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