drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
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It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
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My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
I just gave my mom some ones that look like they've probably been in some strippers cooter. Oops.
Haha. Just tell your mom not to smell them
Hey mom, most of this money I'm giving you is in ones. Don't ask why and whatever you do don't smell them.
Sounds legit to me.
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
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