Maybe i shouldn't have told him the key to getting in my pants was double vodka sodas and Nelly's song "grillz."
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
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Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
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He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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