So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
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Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
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Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
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