We need to rekindle our bromance
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
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i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
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Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
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