Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
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it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
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Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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