In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
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He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
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Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
These freshman guys were trying to holler at me from their window, and I realized about 20 minutes too late that the best possible reaction at that time would've been screaming "FLACCID PENIS". Oh, and I found this awesome zombie charm bracelet you would love.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
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