After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
He just randomly started talking about Haiti and Conan O'Brien and his grandpa's hip replacement operation. It was the worst phone sex I've ever had.
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
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She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
Somewhere between the 30 minutes of cunnilingus, the improvised song about the Olympics, and the super thoughtful shower beer... I knew I married the right guy
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
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I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
Please stop calling me a pterodactyl during sex. It only happens when you're drunk, but still.
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