I puked a lego.
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
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I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
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It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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