So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
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she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
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I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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