You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
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I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
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Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
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