i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
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Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
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Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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