bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
A girl told me I was her "alcohol spirit animal" tonight. Somehow I think my whole life was secretly building up to this moment
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
Randomize