I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
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I was talking to this girl who was in love with the air force. I was doing decently until I mentioned that the navy actually has more planes. Cockblocked by my knowledge of random trivia again.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
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All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
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