you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
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he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
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not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
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