Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
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Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
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did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
Did I mention I should never take 5 Xanax and drink?
I sort of figured that out when I found you sitting on the roof of your house saying we could get in through the skylight while I called the locksmith.
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
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