strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
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I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
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I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
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