And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
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I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
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Everyone says I win the strip club
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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