dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
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i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
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I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
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