when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
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Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
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I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
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