Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
He felt like a one man threesome
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
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ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
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Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
My legs feel like baby dolphins
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
I was taking a nap and she comes in wo/ pants, gets up on the bed and mounts my face while watching Weeds on Netflix. I'm okay with it, but at least let me wake up first.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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