You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
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Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
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VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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