So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
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I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
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