"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
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Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
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Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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